Oh, the Racism You’ll Show

For those who are saddened by the decision of Dr. Seuss Enterprise to discontinue publishing six titles due to their racist and insensitive imagery, rest assured that the following classic will never be "cancelled." Congratulations!Yesterday was your day.When America was greatAnd only you had a say. You have your head up your ass.You have burned... Continue Reading →

Just Say “Yes” to Drugs

Let me first make clear that I love my parents very much and that I do not hold them personally responsible for the hell they inflicted upon me by not exposing me to crack and/or heroin at a young age. Like most people of their generation, they simply didn't know any better. Moreover, they were... Continue Reading →

Facebook Update

As some of you may know, I set up a "burner" FB account last week. If you are wondering why I haven't been posting from that account for the last few days, it is because Facebook has blocked my ability to post or comment from that account as well. As a result, I will take... Continue Reading →

Thank You, Mr. President!

President Biden may not have yet delivered on his promise for an additional $1,400, but he has already given this citizen something far greater than a stimulus package. He has given me an emotional and psychological fuck-u-less boast; and I couldn't be more grateful. For the last three weeks, I have not checked Twitter once... Continue Reading →

To My Facebook Fam

I'm currently scheduled to be released from solitary confinement on March 4th. To be honest, I'm not sure that I'll re-enter "gen pop" at that time. After my fourth violation of community standards in the last 12 months alone, it is even becoming clear to my dumb ass that my communication style is not very "communal."... Continue Reading →

I Can’t Feel My Football

Ever since Janet Jackson's infamous "wardrobe malfunction" during the 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show, the biggest football game of the year has ceased to be about football. Instead, each year, the biggest drama to unfold revolves around the halftime performance. After all, in a day or two, we will have all forgotten which team won... Continue Reading →

Puss in Flats

Yesterday, I awoke to read the following headline from the Fox BUSINESS website: "Gwyneth Paltrow's 'vagina' candle explodes in UK woman's home". And that was when I knew for sure that the pandemic would never end as this virus continues to mutate and has now mutated into the most dangerous form yet -- CAUCID-21. And,... Continue Reading →

Nigga Here Now!

And then came the ultimate indignity — people on the right proclaiming that "class" had been restored to White House by the Trumps — with Donald’s pornstar NDAs and Melania’s photo shoots of T&A. Personally, that was my breaking point — my “Nigga Here Now” moment.

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